She taught me all about real sacrifice.
Kester, My Mad Fat Diary. (via sundaylatte)
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
What my relationships have taught me. (via bailar-en-la-oscuridad)
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person